The downside of having too much time and too little cash is that you tend to think a lot. As for me, I have been thinking a lot about the society. Yes, I am very bored lately. Straight to the point, I think it is no more a Man's world now. (Shit, it never was in the first place) Nor it's a Woman's world. It's a new world.
Now it is the new dawn for Man...and Woman.
The NEW DAWN FOR FAGGOTS! (Argh!!!!!!)
It comes to my attention that everything is turning gay lately. Like, there is an overwhelming gay-ness in the air. Sure, at first it is called metrosexual. What is Metrosexual by the way?
Sexually Metropolitan?
What the hell that means? What I know it is just a more classy term for 'Faggot'.
Which real dude wants to be pretty?
Well I don't. I don't bath on Sundays. I don't shampoo my hair. I wash my face with the same bar of soap I wash my armpits with. And I pluck my nosehair, manually. That's all macho-ness for you there.
One of the reasons I believe why there is an uprising of the gay culture is the trash we see on our dear TV. In every reality show, there must be a gay dude. Check it out; American Top Model, there is a gay judge.
Wait, he ain't gay. He is downright a hemophrodite freak!
Oh, May God Bless Your Mum's Soul....
What is uglier than an ugly dog? An Ugly Faggot.
Survivor? Richard, the first winner is a fag. Even though some of the seasons did not have gays in them, but all those gossiping and back-stabbing (Back Stabbing, get it?) are all signs of gayness.
The Amazing Race? If you recall, there were faggots. A pair won in Season 4 and you know what are hilarious about it? You know when they highlight the contestants, they will indicate whether they are Married, Mother and Son, Separated, etc. The cool part is that for the fags, they indicate 'DATING' or 'PARTNERS'.
Gee, that is quite misleading.
C'mon. Be direct.
Write 'GAY LOVERS' or 'HOMOSEXUALS'.
Or simply 'BUTT BUDDIES'.
That should clear the air.
Talent shows? The stupid ass singing and dancing competition? That is downright promoting queer-ness. I have to keep it real. I can't dance. I can't sing.
Why?
Because I am a dude. Not a fag.
Real men don't dance or sing for votes!
You will never EVER hear a guy say, "Bro, you sing nice sial..."
Or "Hey man, I like the way you joget (dance). Power."
If any guy says that kind of shit to me, expect a nice F*CK YOU! And a punch to the nuts.
Even cars are catered to the masses of the ass-lovers. Why? Check out their names lah.
Chery QQ? Honda JAZZ? Hyundai SONATA? Nissan SYLPHY? Perodua VIVA?Renault MEGANE? Toyota COROLLA?
Those are faggot names! If you disagree, try giving your son those names.
Say,"Viva. Say hello to Uncle Megane...."
Oh I forgot about Nissan 350z. Or should I say Nissan FAIRLADY?
And here is a list of Top Ten Gay Cars for your reading pleasure.
Oh, Mitsubishi Lancer GTS is voted Best Car for Gay Teens.
Ha, ha, ha....Drift Kings? Nope, Drag Queens.
So guys, forget about the Great China Invasion.
Not need to complain about getting the wrong order cos the waiter does not understand English.
The Faggots are the new invaders.
And they will invade your ass one day. (*Guys' only)
Protect thy sons!
Enjoi.
PS: I don't hate gay people. I hate their culture. They talked too much.
And yes, I will disown my son if he is gay.
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