The Worst "Band" Ever

Hey Gang

Ever wondered why UK music scene sucked? Minus the good bands like MUSE, The Verve, Pulp, Supergrass, Stereophonics. And THE GREAT ONES...RADIOHEAD and The BEATLES.

Oh, Radiohead best songs compilations is out. Get the CD yah.

Anyways...ever wondered about my opening sentence; UK MUSIC SCENE SUCK BALL$....

Well, just a quick trivia for you guys.

Which "band" sold over 50 million records worldwide and had freakin 14 No 1s hits in the UK charts just behind Elvis and The Beatles...The glory goes to these bunch of faggots....WESTLIFE



Yes. WESTLIFE. Until now I have no idea what the name means. Is it because they represent life in the West? Maybe they are the poster boys for a homosexual WestCoast gang.


It does not make sense. At all.

Nevertheless, I was with Nadd checking out DVDs at a record store when we heard an old classic ballad Total Eclipse of the Heart. We were humming along when we realized that something queer about the song. That voice sure didn't sound like Bonnie Tyler. To our horror and disgust...more of disgust, we realized the song was sung by Westlife.

I am not jealous of their looks. I had enough of those cheap-comeback arguments by boybands fans a decade ago. Westlife represents what I like to call a media prostituition. Yes, I am calling them WHORES!

No talent. All looks.
Look that the statistic follks.

50 million records sold.
14 number 1s singles.
61 covered songs.

SIXTY-ONE COVERS? No way.
They used songs that aren't theirs in their CDs freakin SIXTY-ONE times! They jacked songs from ABBA, Extreme, The Eagles (WTF?) and even Mr Big.


They stole songs from these guys...Can't believe that shit. Wait, they even jacked songs from other talentless boybands. Nick Carter, Damage, O-Town. What a bunch of bitches.


Westlife, you are sure a bunch of whores. Pirate Whores.

Enjoi