CLOVERFIELD : Exclusive trailer

Geek Alert!

Hey Gang

I am a closet geek.

Yup, despite all that loud mouthing, dirtbiking, sneaker wearing, dope flaunting.

I am a geek.

It takes my girlfren Nadd to point it out to me that I am a geek.
Very straightforwardly I might add but heck, at least I am not a nerd.

A nerd would probably thinks Marvel is better than DC,
or Star Trek is better than Star Wars,
or WarCraft is better than Ghost Recon,
or Lord of the Rings is better than everything.
(Sorry dear. I still don't fancy LOTR. Too much CGI lah)

Anyway, I was reminded of this 'unknown' identity when I was hunting for cool movies to look for.

Last I watched with Nadd was "I Am Legend" and I say it was a good show.
Despite throughout the movie, I kept thinking that it has something to do with these guys.

"WHAAAAAAAAATTTTAAAA RUUUUUUSSH!"


I know its 'LEGION' of DOOM.
But back when I was a 4th Grader, we called them "Legend Of Doom".
Easier for us to pronounce.

The current hype I wanna DEFINITELY gonna catch is
ALIENS VS PREDATOR 2.


Straight up no-plot-all-action movie.
Seriously, there's no need for subtitles for this movie.

Think of Wrestling.

Minus guys in colourful spandex and ridiculous names.

Who came up with nickname The DEAD MAN: Undertaker?

I thought being an undertaker, you shouldn't be dead. If you were, who will be burying the dead? Oh, the Grave digger. Now that gonna be a cool name.


Anyway, I guess the movie is just gonna be a filler while we wait for this!



For those who doesn't know, that's the teaser poster for the next Batman Movie.
THE DARK KNIGHT.
Yup, there isn't the word "Batman" on the title.
Just "THE DARK KNIGHT".

So when you gonna buy the tickets for THE DARK KNIGHT, please say "Tickets for THE DARK KNIGHT" and not "Tickets for BATMAN (FIVE)". That kind of stupidity may earn you a punch in the face.
True shit. Because I will do it.

Anyway, if you are a true geek like me, you would be shaking your boots waiting for this.

Nope, it's not Prison Break 3.
Nope, it's not the new Opposition Party.
And nope, it's not the I-Phone...that's for nerds.

It's the movie CLOVERFIELD.
Enough said, just check out the 5 mins trailier above.

One word to describe this movie..."Wow"

Enjoi.

Incubus: AKAN DATANG

Hey Gang

I was getting rather impatient with the concerts here.
Bottomline, they aint worth it...The last one was 'My Chemical Romance'. I think Linkin Park was here...So was a couple of old rock bands. Black Sabbath? I'm not sure.

Whatever it is, I aint spending my good earn cash for these gigs.
Ok, even the tickets were given free, I would rather pay to watch the monkeys in the zoo eating their own poop.

Last gig I went was wit Nadd, that was MUSE!
Great Gig...So good that I dun regret losing my digicam there....


Wait, I take that back.
Damn it!!! I shouldn't be moshing with a digicam in the pocket!

Anyways....screw Emo bands. Screw half-baked RATM wannabes...

Embrace good music people!

Enter....INCUBUS!



And they are coming to town!
Yes, I was screaming like a lil girl when I read the news.


(taken from the band website)

STTTTTTTEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRR!!!

Enjoi

SHAZAM! KTM POWER!!!

Hey Gang...
(apologies to those dirtbike retards, there's gonna be lots of dirtbike jargons)

I finally got my arse on the most powerful (stock) 2-stroker dirtbike

The Austrian Orange

KTM 200!



And where the pic was taken you ask

Ask and thou shall receive...



Yup...there it stood in a picturesque view where the Monday rush hour watched my oh magnificient ordeal.

Yes, the mighty orange machine broke down on my arse...on my third day riding it.

Aint that a bitch.

Nevertheless, Orange is ok now after 3 days of repairs/setting/repairs/resetting.
(Shout out to the good people over at Dirtwheel)

But...kickstart a bike is still a bitch.

Enjoi.

TRAILER

Akan Datang (Coming Soon) at your nearest petrol station.

And on my arse.

Enjoi

What I want for Christmas...(using my bonus lah)

Hey gang

Its time for indulgence.
Its been awhile I spend cash on something totally unnecessary,
as they say; Bad habits die hard. Stupid habits die harder.

So waaaalah!

New Balance M574s Japanese Conbini Pack





Yup...TWO different pairs!
Got mine on RESERVE.

Hohoho
Enjoi

A Tribute to an old friend...

Hey gang.

It is my outmost regret to bid farewell to an old friend.....My bike.



Shortie (His name) has been loyal to me since day 1.



Through the heat, the rain, he's always realiable.
Through the asphalt, sand, mud, he never fail.

Sure, its not a KTM but it doesn't stop a fruitful human and machine relationship.
Even Nadd will miss him as he played a huge role in my beautiful relationship with her.

Nevertheless.
Goodbye dear friend....you are always be remembered.




(2004 - 2007)

Kids nowadays are freakin' nuts

Hey gang,

Pardon for the long absence...call it a writer's block but I rather call it "The S'pore syndrome".

Too much to do, too little time, therefore...F*ck it.

Anyway, the lastest headline news in Singapore is about a National Service man. Apparently, he was missing from his duty and found in the heart of Orchard road with a FREAKIN rifle. Equipped with BULLETS!


The last time I saw a crazy stunt like this was in Die Hard but wow! Imagine that! An armed boy with a 80cm long rifle in the middle of Orchard road during dinner time.
Now you tell me why the f*ck no one sees that as something weird.

Shit(s) that I don't understand

1)Ok, there were at least a few hundred people there since it was the peak hour. Everyone was going for dinner or a movie. Tell me no one actually saw a guy with a rifle. C'mon it is far more obvious than Superman's red underwear. If they have missed that, they could not missed his crazed look.


2)That psycho had a rifle AND bullets.
Why not use them, arsehole? It is not as if you have rifle but no ammo. You could only probably stab someone ass with the muzzle. Or you have bullets but no rifle. That would be as pointless as having a comb for your bald head. C'mon, you were already stupid enough to 'steal' a rifle AND bullets and bring it to the most crowded place in Singapore. The only god damn smart thing for you to do is to use them, isn't it? Damn it...

3)The most strangest thing I yet to wonder is...How the hell he manages to bring the rifle out in the public? I mean you need some sort of transportation right? Surely, even how stuuuuuupid Singaporeans can be, they sure know how to spot a rifle right? Right...? Nevermind.

The only thing that I can think of this is.....

Yeah...Desperado kicks ass...

So there you have it folks. Kids are really f*cked up now. Blame it on society. Blame it on education. Blame it on media. Blame it on shitty bands.



In my opinion, if the kid is stupid.
The parents to blame. If the kid is this crazy, well, even doctors have no medication for being a freakin nut.

Enjoi.

Henry signs for Barcelona for 24 million pounds

Auuuuw shit....Say it isn't so.

FU*K!
FU*K!!
FU*K!!!

Awww Shit! Damn IT!

Teenagers today are fu*ked up

Hey Gang

I was watching a documentary about Depression on a local news channel. Nothing amazing about it apart from a bunch of teenagers whining about Life and stuffs.

Here's my take about depression. Suck it up and face life.
Simple.

If you think your life sucks because you are born ugly, or stupid, or "sensitive", too much stress from examinations....well my friend, you are not depressed.
You just a whiny lil bitch.

Anyways, this trend about self cutting is apparent among teenagers. Older guys like myself will not do such shit because it is stupid. Older men like our parents also will not do such shit because rather than injuring themselves, they would instead smack their kids. Last I heard, it was rather therapeutic.



Blame it on shitty bands. Shitty bands who claim to represent the "darkness of Life" ain't shit. "Darkness of Life" does not wear eyeliners or bleach their skin. The last dudes who did that was Prince and Michael Jackson.




You want real emo stuff, check out the ultimate guy who is so emo he shot himself....Kurt Cobain.

And he did not wear eyeliner or dress in all black.






Look kids, if you really think cutting yourself, in the most ridiculous logic, would make you feel better, why not do it and save people lives at the same time.

Try blood donation instead.




Imagine everytime you go and donate, a good 5-7cm long needle is inserted into your vein. That is waaaaay better than a faggot penknife. Not to mention, at least half a litre of BLOOD is removed from your body.

Now, that is totally emo shit.

Only Faggots cut themselves.

Enjoi

Some things will be missed at the EPL

Violence in football should be encouraged. Mocking is a must...by the way, I am a Gunner fan.

N.W.A was right...FU*K the POLICE!

Hey Gang

I personally think the police here is f*cked up.
Yes, I said it.

It may sound like an old beef between me and them but I have to said it. Exactly 15 years ago, my bike was stolen. I did made a report...Imagine, I was just 7 back then. An innocent boy who totally believed that the police can do anything to help the helpless. Just like Bruce Wayne, as I grew older, I totally believe that the police ain't shit.

Can't even find my bike...it wasn't hard.
It was a pink mountain bike with black rims.

Things are getting worse now people.


If you got punched straight to the face by some whackoo, lose some teeth, cut your gums...the police aint doing shit.
True shit. Ask this dude...


Reason being according to the Police spokesman ASP Lim Tung Li; The Offence was not a seizable one, so the assailant was not arrested.
Investigation is STILL going on....because they need more evidences.
Pick up those teeth then. Get CSI in the case. Get the Bat Signal.

A friend who was in the force said,"A seizeable offence is one which was witnessed by the police themselves."

Oooooook...how about this?

A video of a gang of girls kicking the shit of a girl was posted on the net. I don't know about you, but that is one HELL of an evidence, but no arrest was made because no one report a complaint to the police. Yup...WhatTheF*ck, precisely.

Another case, a doctor got his ass kicked by a group of young thugs.
He got himself these...
Multiple facial fractures and damage to one of his facial nerves.
Two metal plates inserted around one of his eyes.

I hope you can sense the irony there...but two metal plates in the eyes?
That's some gnarly shit!

Anyways, this was what happened after the ass kicking...The police shockingly declined to go after the assailants, and instead asked the victim to lodge a report with the Magistrates' Court, and left.

No wonder our cunt-ry has low crime rate...
because they aren't reported in the first place.

Aint that a bitch!

Well, at least they have arrested a 56-year-old man who is believed to be behind a series of arson over the past week.
















An old man with a lighter is definitely dangerous.


ENJOI.
PS: Get yourself a SPARTAN bodyguard.

We walk fast. And that's good?

Hey Gang

Somewhat Singapore(ans) is kinda fu*ked in the head in terms of being the best or top for any kind of shit that is worth competing. Or should I say, not worth competing.




For instance, a study by the British Council...who apparently has too much time in their hands found out that Singaporeans are the fastest walkers in the world.

Yes, we walked fast.
So the FU*K what?
I mean, seriously. So what?



Well, the Brit Council thinks people walking speed is a reliable measure of the pace of life in the city. I may not have a degree in Human Geography or Sociology, but I know when someone tries to BS just to sound clever.



You walk fast because you don't want to be late. You don't want to pay unnecessary ERPs. You walk fast because you don't want to miss the train. Or you have to take that free Today newspaper. Or you have to take a shit. Or you want to get away from kids asking for donations.

Point being,
People walk fast does not mean it is a reflection of the pace of our city life.

City Life sucks by the way.
And everyone knows SPEED KILLS.

So, Singapore(ans).
Don't be proud or should I say, take pride in some bogus achievement.

We ain't the friendliest or happiest people.
Time to face the real fact, Fastwalkers.

Enjoi.

I saw a FUCKin dead dude!

Hey Gang

As mentioned in the title, I saw a F*CKin dead dude a few days ago...Sat night in fact. The moment in the week when is a good time to party, not dead. Well, I guess that dude did not want to die in the first place. My bad...

Anyway, the dead dude was like freshly dead when I saw him.
Young chap.
Biker.

Got smashed at the side of a car, a Nissan Latio. I know before you folks decide to say "Bikers...No wonder.Tsk, tsk, tsk." Well, f*ck you and your judgemental ass I say.

Equipped with most minimalistic CSI knowledge, this was what likely to have happened...

Dramatic Reenactment


Nevertheless, I rode off with a helluva shellshock. Not because I saw a F*CKin dead dude but because a taxi decided to stop in the middle of the road to take a look at the accident, unknowing that,

ONE: It is fuckin dangerous,
and TWO: I was behind him.

As I rode off the scene, I said a prayer for that boy. To me, to you and to the rest, he was just a dead boy. To others, he was a dead son, a dead friend and a dead loved one.

Please, for the drivers out there.
Be considerate.

Enjoi.

Things STILL don't make sense

Hey Gang

Despite the great controversy and debates, the Ministers still stand by their pay hike. Who the fu*k won't? I mean if you gonna get pay rise of over 60% by simply doing your same ol' job that you have been doing over the year, you are insane to say no to that. Let's get practical people....The funny thing, a minister did say that during Paliment. But to a total different context.



What I don't get it is their reasons for the pay hike. They get ridiculous overtime. You know like when you caught a kid doing something bad and their excuses become more stupid overtime. Same case scenario.

First it was to keep the workforce competitive. I mean, what competition? We have the same bloody government over decades ever since this nation became independant.

Then it is to keep the salary in par with the private sector. Private sector? Have you come across a government which ends with Private Limited at the end?
UMMO Pte Ltd? Congress Pte Ltd? I know Politics and Business is the same but they are not identical. Managing a country is not as the same as managing the workers because workers won't pay your fu*kin salary. People do.



My favourite Minister excuse (not reason) for pay hike is...to prevent corruption. Yes, Ministers are paid more in order not to be corrupted. I know the irony is compellingly stupid. It is like this...imagine there's a druggie. You are giving the druggie more drugs so he would get addicted....Wait, that actually happened here before...Subutex.



My take in this is simple. Money attracts people. However, when you are running a country, you don't use MONEY as an incentive. You want people who willingly to step up and take the challenge because of how he or she feels for the country. If they still think Money can attract future leaders...We are so fu*ked people.

Enjoi.

Things don't make sense

Hey Gang

Things don't make sense lately. Especially if you are staying here in Singapore. Too many things are happening simultaneously and we do not have time to ponder about them. We just shake our heads and wag our fingers. Quietly nodding to ourselves, Thank God that shit didn't happened to me...

The Big issue now is the 'discovery' of a case of abuse in a local Muslim orphanage. Personally I don't know what the BIG issue is. I may sound insensitive but that news is blowing up beyond proportion. I know that abuse is a bad thing but we are not talking about concentration camp Nazi style here. C'mon, we are turning soft and overreacting. Even if I slap my own child for being rude, I WILL get charged for abuse. One of our minister naturally 'condone' the act saying its "unforgiving and distressing".




No shit about that but...kinda strange that we still practise canning as a corporal punishment for stuffs like vandalism. Caning is something REALLY painful and will definitely leave a permanent scar on the asses.

Somehow the saying, Spare the rod. Spoil the child. doesn't quite make sense.






My point is, if a child is up to mischief, smack him/her. If this was practised by parents years ago, probably, we can cut down of juvenille assholes (like this guy) we tend to see along the streets almost every other weekends.


Enjoi

This is a typical Singaporean

Hi Gang,

I was browsing through YoungPAP Discussion board when I came across this topic "Accidents on the road rising-Ban All 2 wheelers."






From the title itself, you know it will be highly debated by riders and complete fucks like this guy "Vocalkid" who said...

...i think i have said enough about this post. My views are crystal clear - if u want to save lives, its best to have an outright ban or limitation to the usage of the bikes...weekends or weeknights.

for the rest of u who disagree with my viewpoint, you will when one day your own sons comes up to you (hopefully he does and not do it secretly) and tells u "Pa, I want to own and ride a motorcyle". And hopefully u dont regret your approval of him riding the bike when he gets killed in an accident.

(end of rubbish)


Yup...this is a typical Singaporean, folks. Ignorant, Rude and a complete asshole. I'm not gonna debate about how dangerous riding a bike is or whether we need a ban.

Banning chewing gum is stupid enough.
Banning bike will really pin the nail on the ass.

Well folks, if you are not interested in politics, just visit the YoungPap forum. You can find enlightenment with a dose of people who makes no sense at all while trying to be political. No wonder our MPs don't give a shit of what we wanna say.

Wait, isn't that oxymoronic? Politics. Sense.

Enjoi

Conspiracy #1

Matt Bellamy: 9/11 An Inside Job
SHOCK MUSE FROM THE US
By Billy Sloan

MUSE have cracked America...despite singer Matt Bellamy's outspoken views on George Bush.



The fiery British trio have rocketed to No.9 in the US Billboard charts with their great new album, Black Holes And Revelations.

But Matt - whose passion for conspiracy theories has inspired their songs - has fired a broadside at wily old Dubya in The White House.

He said: "I'm fascinated by conspiracy theories. We're surrounded by them.

"Are we really supposed to believe that a man in a cave in Afghanistan managed to orchestrate the most unbelievable attack on the United States of all time?

"I think 9/11 was definitely an inside job done by a group of high-powered people looking for an excuse to invade the Middle East for oil and other natural resources.

"I think America needed another Pearl Harbor-type event in order to invade Iraq. It gave the US and UK governments the perfect excuse to go to war."

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Type "Terror storm" in YouTube and you will see that this crazy Brit has a point

Enjoi

Welcome!

Hey Gang

This is my second attempt in blogging.

Simply shut the first down due to "CONFLICT OF INTEREST"

I tried using Friendster blog system but it sucks ass.
I shut it down even before posting any entries.

Anyway,welcome to the 2nd edition of Expletive Takeaways.


Enjoi.