What would Starhub write to me?

Dear Mr Khalid Bari,

We like to thank you for your loyal support over the years. Your loyalty and support to the company have made what we are now. A global company. A global company that strives to be a well known household name which puts our customers first above all the rest. We thank you.

Our record shows that you have been our loyal customer for 9 bloody years. That is close to a decade huh.

So why are you being such an asshole. After all these years, you decided turn your back on us. You are being a real bitch, do you know that?

It is already bad that we lost the f*ckin EPL bid to Singtel. Those stinkin Brits just want more money. Pretty ironic that the EPL owned by a bloody bank right?

By the way, do you know how much we bid?! A LOT!!! That is how much we bid. We bid a lot. I even break my daughter's piggy bank to raise our bids.

But nooooo....it was not enough. To think about it, we have been a loyal partner with the EPL for many years, then poooh! They sold out just because the other guy placed a higher bid. They are Singtel for f*ck sakes! Sing-F*ckin-Tel. They have an F1 race after their bloody name!

And what happened after they have announced that Singtel won the bid. You bitches decided to bail on us...You bailed on us because you want to watch football. C'mon, it just football. You can watch the S-league for free right?

Anyway, F*ck Football. Cricket. That is a man's sport. And WE have Cricket Channel.

Then, you have your IPhones. According to our records, you bitch on us because you want to get yourself an Iphone. Guess what, Iphones are for faggots. And you are a faggot. Just like those other faggots who owe iphone. That piece of shit phone don't even have a decent ringtone.

Anyway, thanks for your 'support' asshole.

Sincerely

The nice people from Starhub.

PS: IPHONE ARE FOR FAGS !

So, the World is coming to an End

Hey Gang

For the last week, I was down with a pretty bad asthma. For once, I have humbled myself as I felt like shit. I started blaming the whole world for giving me this diease.

Well, I sure was not in the right state of mind. As the world was in awe, I actually did not know about the earthquakes, typhoons, floods, man-eating monkeys that had occurred almost simultaneously around parts of Asia.

I was...damn? That's f*cked up.

I have to be honest for a while. I only got to know about those disaster courtesy of the various advertisements calling out for aids and funds that were shown every bloody five minutes on the TV. AND I don't give a shit.

Before you guys start to be judgmental of what I just said, I would like to ask you a question.

Do YOU care?

Auwww. So you do care. But having empathy is different from doing something to help the suffering isn't it?

It's like this...You see a stray cripple dog and you feel sad for it. But as it gets near to you, you walk away.

So you might say, So what is your point, asshole?

My point is this.

Being an insensitive prick is better than being a hypocritical rightous dochebag.

Peace.