So I have a weird behaviour...

Hey Gang

I have a few weird behaviours.

One of them, I like to talk to myself when no one is around. I call it 'REFLECTING LOUDLY'

The second one is more of er... 'healthy obsession'. Well, heading to the gym is one of it but this is more 'private'.

I like to take a crap.

Long, nice, uninterrupted crap.

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I know you may think I am a disgusting prick but hey, at least I dun fart to your face right?

Anyways... what constitute a good crap?

Firstly, it must be a clean toilet. Nothing beats a white sparking bowl for you to dump a hot fudge sundae.

Secondly, it must be quiet. You need to concentrate on your own crap. Patiently awaiting that inevitable 'blurp'.

Don't ever get distrated by your neighbour fiery firecracker.













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And if you are going to give out a firecracker, please use the courtesy flush.

Thirdly, you must not rush out the chocolate eel. It will break. What you want is your eel to float (or sink) in one solid piece.

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We don't want to have two brown slugs. We want ONE chocolate eel ok? So don't rush it.

That is why I hate taking a crap in the morning. Not only you can't concentrate on what you are doing, you have to content with people knocking your toilet door and worse, the smell of toasted bread.

Come people. You know how weird is it to take a dump and think of food.

Man. That is disgusting.

Enjoi.

So, I am getting old....

Hey gang

I celebrated my 27th birthday a few weeks back. And thanks for those well wishes, my friends.

I am those who you would say, "Old but young at heart." Or "Don't be childish, you are already an adult". Or like a famous Malay proverb..."Tua tak sadar diri...."

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I have the privilege to spent my special day with the only special girl Nadd. There is nothing more special than being able to be with her. And also the presents....because at 27th, you are expected not to get any.



So this is what I got from Nadd.....



A PlayMobil Soccer Pitch playset.

F*ckin Awesome.

We had dinner at Seoul Garden (F*ckin Teengers...) and a cultured tea session at Royal Copenhagen Tea Lounge at Ngee Ann City (F*ckin Pompous Cooperate Bastards).



And all I can say, the blueberry cheesecake is tha BONG! Screw the rest...they don't call themselves ROYAL Copenhagen for nothing.

I like to end here with a simple quote by me.

When you are happy, Time feels short.
When you are miserable, Time feels endless.
When you are with that special someone,
Time Stops.

Enjoi.

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What I did when I got home....

KICK OFF!

















CRAZY TACKLE !!




STOMPING !!!





















G G G GOOOOAAAAAALLLLLLL !!!!!



...I just realised I was playing with dolls.

Damn it.