N.W.A was right...FU*K the POLICE!

Hey Gang

I personally think the police here is f*cked up.
Yes, I said it.

It may sound like an old beef between me and them but I have to said it. Exactly 15 years ago, my bike was stolen. I did made a report...Imagine, I was just 7 back then. An innocent boy who totally believed that the police can do anything to help the helpless. Just like Bruce Wayne, as I grew older, I totally believe that the police ain't shit.

Can't even find my bike...it wasn't hard.
It was a pink mountain bike with black rims.

Things are getting worse now people.


If you got punched straight to the face by some whackoo, lose some teeth, cut your gums...the police aint doing shit.
True shit. Ask this dude...


Reason being according to the Police spokesman ASP Lim Tung Li; The Offence was not a seizable one, so the assailant was not arrested.
Investigation is STILL going on....because they need more evidences.
Pick up those teeth then. Get CSI in the case. Get the Bat Signal.

A friend who was in the force said,"A seizeable offence is one which was witnessed by the police themselves."

Oooooook...how about this?

A video of a gang of girls kicking the shit of a girl was posted on the net. I don't know about you, but that is one HELL of an evidence, but no arrest was made because no one report a complaint to the police. Yup...WhatTheF*ck, precisely.

Another case, a doctor got his ass kicked by a group of young thugs.
He got himself these...
Multiple facial fractures and damage to one of his facial nerves.
Two metal plates inserted around one of his eyes.

I hope you can sense the irony there...but two metal plates in the eyes?
That's some gnarly shit!

Anyways, this was what happened after the ass kicking...The police shockingly declined to go after the assailants, and instead asked the victim to lodge a report with the Magistrates' Court, and left.

No wonder our cunt-ry has low crime rate...
because they aren't reported in the first place.

Aint that a bitch!

Well, at least they have arrested a 56-year-old man who is believed to be behind a series of arson over the past week.
















An old man with a lighter is definitely dangerous.


ENJOI.
PS: Get yourself a SPARTAN bodyguard.

We walk fast. And that's good?

Hey Gang

Somewhat Singapore(ans) is kinda fu*ked in the head in terms of being the best or top for any kind of shit that is worth competing. Or should I say, not worth competing.




For instance, a study by the British Council...who apparently has too much time in their hands found out that Singaporeans are the fastest walkers in the world.

Yes, we walked fast.
So the FU*K what?
I mean, seriously. So what?



Well, the Brit Council thinks people walking speed is a reliable measure of the pace of life in the city. I may not have a degree in Human Geography or Sociology, but I know when someone tries to BS just to sound clever.



You walk fast because you don't want to be late. You don't want to pay unnecessary ERPs. You walk fast because you don't want to miss the train. Or you have to take that free Today newspaper. Or you have to take a shit. Or you want to get away from kids asking for donations.

Point being,
People walk fast does not mean it is a reflection of the pace of our city life.

City Life sucks by the way.
And everyone knows SPEED KILLS.

So, Singapore(ans).
Don't be proud or should I say, take pride in some bogus achievement.

We ain't the friendliest or happiest people.
Time to face the real fact, Fastwalkers.

Enjoi.