I saw a FUCKin dead dude!

Hey Gang

As mentioned in the title, I saw a F*CKin dead dude a few days ago...Sat night in fact. The moment in the week when is a good time to party, not dead. Well, I guess that dude did not want to die in the first place. My bad...

Anyway, the dead dude was like freshly dead when I saw him.
Young chap.
Biker.

Got smashed at the side of a car, a Nissan Latio. I know before you folks decide to say "Bikers...No wonder.Tsk, tsk, tsk." Well, f*ck you and your judgemental ass I say.

Equipped with most minimalistic CSI knowledge, this was what likely to have happened...

Dramatic Reenactment


Nevertheless, I rode off with a helluva shellshock. Not because I saw a F*CKin dead dude but because a taxi decided to stop in the middle of the road to take a look at the accident, unknowing that,

ONE: It is fuckin dangerous,
and TWO: I was behind him.

As I rode off the scene, I said a prayer for that boy. To me, to you and to the rest, he was just a dead boy. To others, he was a dead son, a dead friend and a dead loved one.

Please, for the drivers out there.
Be considerate.

Enjoi.

Things STILL don't make sense

Hey Gang

Despite the great controversy and debates, the Ministers still stand by their pay hike. Who the fu*k won't? I mean if you gonna get pay rise of over 60% by simply doing your same ol' job that you have been doing over the year, you are insane to say no to that. Let's get practical people....The funny thing, a minister did say that during Paliment. But to a total different context.



What I don't get it is their reasons for the pay hike. They get ridiculous overtime. You know like when you caught a kid doing something bad and their excuses become more stupid overtime. Same case scenario.

First it was to keep the workforce competitive. I mean, what competition? We have the same bloody government over decades ever since this nation became independant.

Then it is to keep the salary in par with the private sector. Private sector? Have you come across a government which ends with Private Limited at the end?
UMMO Pte Ltd? Congress Pte Ltd? I know Politics and Business is the same but they are not identical. Managing a country is not as the same as managing the workers because workers won't pay your fu*kin salary. People do.



My favourite Minister excuse (not reason) for pay hike is...to prevent corruption. Yes, Ministers are paid more in order not to be corrupted. I know the irony is compellingly stupid. It is like this...imagine there's a druggie. You are giving the druggie more drugs so he would get addicted....Wait, that actually happened here before...Subutex.



My take in this is simple. Money attracts people. However, when you are running a country, you don't use MONEY as an incentive. You want people who willingly to step up and take the challenge because of how he or she feels for the country. If they still think Money can attract future leaders...We are so fu*ked people.

Enjoi.

Things don't make sense

Hey Gang

Things don't make sense lately. Especially if you are staying here in Singapore. Too many things are happening simultaneously and we do not have time to ponder about them. We just shake our heads and wag our fingers. Quietly nodding to ourselves, Thank God that shit didn't happened to me...

The Big issue now is the 'discovery' of a case of abuse in a local Muslim orphanage. Personally I don't know what the BIG issue is. I may sound insensitive but that news is blowing up beyond proportion. I know that abuse is a bad thing but we are not talking about concentration camp Nazi style here. C'mon, we are turning soft and overreacting. Even if I slap my own child for being rude, I WILL get charged for abuse. One of our minister naturally 'condone' the act saying its "unforgiving and distressing".




No shit about that but...kinda strange that we still practise canning as a corporal punishment for stuffs like vandalism. Caning is something REALLY painful and will definitely leave a permanent scar on the asses.

Somehow the saying, Spare the rod. Spoil the child. doesn't quite make sense.






My point is, if a child is up to mischief, smack him/her. If this was practised by parents years ago, probably, we can cut down of juvenille assholes (like this guy) we tend to see along the streets almost every other weekends.


Enjoi