Justice for All...?

Hey Gang

If you are those positive individuals and think Life is fair...You are an idiot my friend.

For instance, if you get mugged or robbed by a dude, you will lose what you have today. Your cash, jewellery, your watch, etc... All that in exchange for your life. Not a bad deal, I might add. You still will live the next day right?
And there is a high chance the dude who robbed you will go to jail. Simple right?

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Now if your life savings get jacked by a sweet talking banker in the recent economic crisis, you are fu*ked!

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Why? You will die broke. You have been saving up for 40 years to realize you have to work for ANOTHER 40 years. Ain't that a bitch? Not only your saving get robbed, so is your future...

Now, the worst part is this. A guy who robbed you off your $50 at a knife point will go to jail for quite a long time. The thing is the banker who robbed you off your thousand and thousands dollars that you have worked for and more importantly, your ideal future that you been dreaming off as a comfort away from your dull work, he just lose his job....which he will get a new one soon.

Low crime doesn't mean no crime.

Big Time crime really means no crime.

Nobody goes to jail. right?


Enjoi

PS: Expect slower orders at your fastfood restraurant y'all. Old people working.
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Too Gay Around (If you are PRO-GAY, don't read)

Hey Gang

The downside of having too much time and too little cash is that you tend to think a lot. As for me, I have been thinking a lot about the society. Yes, I am very bored lately. Straight to the point, I think it is no more a Man's world now. (Shit, it never was in the first place) Nor it's a Woman's world. It's a new world.

Now it is the new dawn for Man...and Woman.

The NEW DAWN FOR FAGGOTS! (Argh!!!!!!)



It comes to my attention that everything is turning gay lately. Like, there is an overwhelming gay-ness in the air. Sure, at first it is called metrosexual. What is Metrosexual by the way?

Sexually Metropolitan?
What the hell that means? What I know it is just a more classy term for 'Faggot'.

Which real dude wants to be pretty?
Well I don't. I don't bath on Sundays. I don't shampoo my hair. I wash my face with the same bar of soap I wash my armpits with. And I pluck my nosehair, manually. That's all macho-ness for you there.

One of the reasons I believe why there is an uprising of the gay culture is the trash we see on our dear TV. In every reality show, there must be a gay dude. Check it out; American Top Model, there is a gay judge.

Wait, he ain't gay. He is downright a hemophrodite freak!
Oh, May God Bless Your Mum's Soul....



What is uglier than an ugly dog? An Ugly Faggot.

Survivor? Richard, the first winner is a fag. Even though some of the seasons did not have gays in them, but all those gossiping and back-stabbing (Back Stabbing, get it?) are all signs of gayness.

The Amazing Race? If you recall, there were faggots. A pair won in Season 4 and you know what are hilarious about it? You know when they highlight the contestants, they will indicate whether they are Married, Mother and Son, Separated, etc. The cool part is that for the fags, they indicate 'DATING' or 'PARTNERS'.
Gee, that is quite misleading.


C'mon. Be direct.

Write 'GAY LOVERS' or 'HOMOSEXUALS'.
Or simply 'BUTT BUDDIES'.
That should clear the air.

Talent shows? The stupid ass singing and dancing competition? That is downright promoting queer-ness. I have to keep it real. I can't dance. I can't sing.
Why?
Because I am a dude. Not a fag.



Real men don't dance or sing for votes!
You will never EVER hear a guy say, "Bro, you sing nice sial..."
Or "Hey man, I like the way you joget (dance). Power."

If any guy says that kind of shit to me, expect a nice F*CK YOU! And a punch to the nuts.

Even cars are catered to the masses of the ass-lovers. Why? Check out their names lah.

Chery QQ? Honda JAZZ? Hyundai SONATA? Nissan SYLPHY? Perodua VIVA?Renault MEGANE? Toyota COROLLA?

Those are faggot names! If you disagree, try giving your son those names.
Say,"Viva. Say hello to Uncle Megane...."



Oh I forgot about Nissan 350z. Or should I say Nissan FAIRLADY?

And here is a list of Top Ten Gay Cars for your reading pleasure.
Oh, Mitsubishi Lancer GTS is voted Best Car for Gay Teens.
Ha, ha, ha....Drift Kings? Nope, Drag Queens.

So guys, forget about the Great China Invasion.
Not need to complain about getting the wrong order cos the waiter does not understand English.
The Faggots are the new invaders.
And they will invade your ass one day. (*Guys' only)

Protect thy sons!

Enjoi.

PS: I don't hate gay people. I hate their culture. They talked too much.
And yes, I will disown my son if he is gay.

I am too old

Hey Gang

I am 26. That's kinda of a big deal. Friends who are around my age are married. Some have kids. Take for example, my friend Apis.



We are friends for over fifteen years. That's a damn long time. Now, he's married and have a daughter...Nurarina.



It is an incomplete name by the way. Her full name is kinda long. It's a trend nowadays. Now, it is typical to have a name to consist of 3 other names. Which is kinda weird because only one name will be used eventually.

Anyway, she is my goddaughter.

And that makes me ...



Sweeeeet!

Enjoi.

As the year ends....

Hey Gang

As the year ends, a lot of crap kept popping up. You know, the ones that make you want to say "What The F*CK?!"

Here's TOP FIVE list of Stupid Things to end 2008

(FIVE)

Arsenal. Beat Chelsea and Man Utd. Lost to FIVE crappy clubs. A Real bummer.




(FOUR)

Too much crap on TV. And I thought Alley McBeal was over.




(THREE)

Recession. Too much ass-kissing to the Americans have their drawbacks.




(TWO)

Terrorism. Ok, I am going to keep it real. I am getting very sick about Lo Hwei Yen news. Ok, her death is a wake-up call to Singaporeans about terrorism and we have to protect blah, blah, blah..... She is dead. Get over it.
Wrong place, wrong time. So the f*ck what?

Tupac and Biggie died that way too. Tragic, yes. Sensational News?

What I do not get it was WHY THE HELL we have THREE full pages dedicating to her? Not to mention, over a week?

Look, I am not trying to be an asshole but you have to reconsider this...

Instead of Lo Hwei Yen, the young, just married, successful lawyer, rich woman....let's have Ahmad Omar bin Usop. Malay, 50s, taxi driver and having a holiday in Mumbai, in the picture.

Will the whole nation mourn?

Go Figure.




(NUMBER ONE)



AKAN DATNG....Cos the year has not ended yet lah.

Enjoi.