What would Starhub write to me?

Dear Mr Khalid Bari,

We like to thank you for your loyal support over the years. Your loyalty and support to the company have made what we are now. A global company. A global company that strives to be a well known household name which puts our customers first above all the rest. We thank you.

Our record shows that you have been our loyal customer for 9 bloody years. That is close to a decade huh.

So why are you being such an asshole. After all these years, you decided turn your back on us. You are being a real bitch, do you know that?

It is already bad that we lost the f*ckin EPL bid to Singtel. Those stinkin Brits just want more money. Pretty ironic that the EPL owned by a bloody bank right?

By the way, do you know how much we bid?! A LOT!!! That is how much we bid. We bid a lot. I even break my daughter's piggy bank to raise our bids.

But nooooo....it was not enough. To think about it, we have been a loyal partner with the EPL for many years, then poooh! They sold out just because the other guy placed a higher bid. They are Singtel for f*ck sakes! Sing-F*ckin-Tel. They have an F1 race after their bloody name!

And what happened after they have announced that Singtel won the bid. You bitches decided to bail on us...You bailed on us because you want to watch football. C'mon, it just football. You can watch the S-league for free right?

Anyway, F*ck Football. Cricket. That is a man's sport. And WE have Cricket Channel.

Then, you have your IPhones. According to our records, you bitch on us because you want to get yourself an Iphone. Guess what, Iphones are for faggots. And you are a faggot. Just like those other faggots who owe iphone. That piece of shit phone don't even have a decent ringtone.

Anyway, thanks for your 'support' asshole.

Sincerely

The nice people from Starhub.

PS: IPHONE ARE FOR FAGS !